Time now for a couple of jokes published in the Flat Tortilla in the fall of 1985:
Q: What's a piano that has fallen down a mind shaft called?
A: A Flat Minor...
Doctor to Patient:
"I have bad news, and I have worse news. Which do you want first?"
"Give me the bad news first, Doc," replied the surprised patient.
"Well," said the doctor, "You have only 24 hours left to live, you have cancer."
"Wow, that's bad, isn't it? What's the worse news?"
The Doc answered, "I knew it yesterday, but forgot to tell you."
A man went to his psychiatrist. He said, "Doc, I am really worried. I've begun imagining things. First I imagine that I'm a wigwam, then next thing I imagine I'm a teepee. Do you think I'm going crazy?" The Doctor replied, "No, you're not going crazy, you're just too tense..." (tents?? ha ha)
Friday, October 9, 2009
Something to Smile About
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We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence… We need silence to be able to touch souls. ~Mother Teresa
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